Post by doghuntr on Nov 18, 2010 21:37:02 GMT -5
an old man was lookimg through the news paper and saw an add for a squirell dog, so the old man called te number and set up an appointment with the owner. the old man drove four hours to get there, and started asking the usual questions, like would the dog tree and what-not. Towner said he was the best tree dog he had ever owned and took the old man out to his dog pens to show him off. When the old man saw him the old man started to cuss and raise sand because the dog had no legs. The owner started to explain that he had to put the dog in a wheel barrow and push him around in the woods and when he smelled or saw a squirell he would start barking. The old man would have none of it, he was about to leave and the owner told him he would just show him. Well, they put the dog in the wheel barrow and hit the woods. Sure enough just as soon as they walked in the woods the dog was barking, treed! they shot that one and kept hunting. they hunted for about an hour and killed ten more. the old just had to have the dog then, paid $800 for him and went home.
that night when he got home he was bragging to his wife how good the dog was and he was going to get up early and go kill a mess of squirells for supper the next night. Well the old man got up a couple of hours before daylight and loaded the wheel barrow and went and got the dog and hit the road to his honey hole.
later on about noon that day the old mans wife was wondering what has happened to the old man because he has not come home yet. then about three the old man has not returned home yet. then six thirty that night the old man came home, but he was cut up from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet, his clothes were ripped up till he was almost naked. his wife asked him what has happened to him, and he started cussing and raising cane and told her that man he bought the dog from didn't tell him that the dog would run deer too!
hope this made you laugh!
that night when he got home he was bragging to his wife how good the dog was and he was going to get up early and go kill a mess of squirells for supper the next night. Well the old man got up a couple of hours before daylight and loaded the wheel barrow and went and got the dog and hit the road to his honey hole.
later on about noon that day the old mans wife was wondering what has happened to the old man because he has not come home yet. then about three the old man has not returned home yet. then six thirty that night the old man came home, but he was cut up from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet, his clothes were ripped up till he was almost naked. his wife asked him what has happened to him, and he started cussing and raising cane and told her that man he bought the dog from didn't tell him that the dog would run deer too!
hope this made you laugh!