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Post by bassmaster1228 on Dec 9, 2009 19:03:24 GMT -5
this came off the alducks.com forum.
heres some questions to think about. i thought they were funny
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 and buns come in packs of 8, do you realize how many you have to buy to come out even?
Why do you park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why do they call them apartments when they are all together?
If pro and con are opposites, is congress the opposite of progress?
Why do they say "TAKE A DUMP" I leave a dump, I have never taken one?
Why do airline stewardesses show you that your seat can be used as a floatation device on a flight from Huntsville to Atlanta? I want the seat that will bounce out of a cornfield!
Why does the drive through ATM at my bank have BRAILE on the keys?
Why do people going to the Gym to work out fight for the closest parking spot.
Why when I buy new tires does the salesman ask if I want them balanced? Does anyone really like them to wobble.
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Post by browning.abolt on Jan 4, 2010 19:23:33 GMT -5
I like that !!!
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Post by txtrkr on Aug 4, 2011 20:49:12 GMT -5
LMAO at the bouncing seat... ;D ;D ;D
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