Post by bootlegger on Oct 6, 2009 14:00:11 GMT -5
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> > Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he
> > sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
> > Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
> > tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
> > her screaming parents.
> >
> >
> > The
> > biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
> > lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
> >
> >
> > Whimpering
> > from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
> > and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank
> > him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
> >
> >
> > The
> > reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this
> > was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do
> > in my whole life.'
> >
> >
> > The
> > Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the
> > lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger
> > and acted as I felt right.'
> >
> >
> > The
> > reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't
> > go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and
> > tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
> > page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
> > affiliation do you have?'
> >
> >
> > The
> > biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a
> > Republican.' The journalist leaves.
> >
> >
> > The
> > following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
> > indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front
> > page:
> >
> >
> > U.S.
> > MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS
> > LUNCH
> >
> >
> >
> > That
> > pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news
> > these days.
> > Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he
> > sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
> > Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
> > tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
> > her screaming parents.
> >
> >
> > The
> > biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
> > lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
> >
> >
> > Whimpering
> > from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
> > and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank
> > him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
> >
> >
> > The
> > reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this
> > was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do
> > in my whole life.'
> >
> >
> > The
> > Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the
> > lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger
> > and acted as I felt right.'
> >
> >
> > The
> > reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't
> > go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and
> > tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
> > page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
> > affiliation do you have?'
> >
> >
> > The
> > biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a
> > Republican.' The journalist leaves.
> >
> >
> > The
> > following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
> > indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front
> > page:
> >
> >
> > U.S.
> > MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS
> > LUNCH
> >
> >
> >
> > That
> > pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news
> > these days.