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Post by jcrosscatahoulas on Jan 19, 2009 23:10:20 GMT -5
First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
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Post by bassmaster1228 on Jan 19, 2009 23:30:36 GMT -5
hehehe lol
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Post by bulletproof on Jan 20, 2009 8:28:22 GMT -5
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Post by treetall on Jan 20, 2009 9:27:45 GMT -5
hahhahahahahahahaa
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Post by longshot on Jan 21, 2009 16:19:54 GMT -5
That was just wrong !!!!!!!! Funny as hell though.
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Post by statesman on Jan 22, 2009 15:57:48 GMT -5
I like that one. Very good moral ha
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Post by sawdoc on Jan 28, 2009 23:08:13 GMT -5
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Post by bruingtonbeagles on Jan 31, 2009 21:22:23 GMT -5
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Post by Merritt Kennels on Mar 24, 2009 20:10:59 GMT -5
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Post by Tony Jr on Mar 24, 2009 21:49:54 GMT -5
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Post by Houndmomma on Apr 3, 2009 19:20:49 GMT -5
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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