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Post by Gunslinger on Nov 15, 2008 10:57:40 GMT -5
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
Jack
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Post by bulletproof on Nov 15, 2008 11:18:41 GMT -5
cant think of a better way to chose..lol
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Post by bootlegger on Nov 16, 2008 8:48:33 GMT -5
Sounds like a fair deal to Me!!! lol
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Post by smoakshuntclub on Nov 16, 2008 9:05:17 GMT -5
sounds fair to me
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Post by jcrosscatahoulas on Nov 17, 2008 14:40:11 GMT -5
lol - that would definitely be a start to "change"!
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Post by browning.abolt on Nov 18, 2008 20:37:55 GMT -5
;DLOL !!!!
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Post by sawdoc on Dec 25, 2008 23:29:01 GMT -5
;D THAT'S CLASSIC LOL
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