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Ethel
Nov 10, 2008 23:40:46 GMT -5
Post by noble357 on Nov 10, 2008 23:40:46 GMT -5
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the Nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on The long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold p opped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the Final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding His "You-Know- What" in his hand. Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that danged Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"
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Ethel
Nov 14, 2008 12:43:16 GMT -5
Post by jcrosscatahoulas on Nov 14, 2008 12:43:16 GMT -5
WHOOPS! I 'bout fell outta my chair!
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Ethel
Nov 14, 2008 19:43:38 GMT -5
Post by bulletproof on Nov 14, 2008 19:43:38 GMT -5
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