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Post by noble357 on Nov 10, 2008 22:03:40 GMT -5
A man escapes from prison, where he'd been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to the foot of the bed in a 90 degree angle with one hand tied to one post and one to the other. He climbs into the bed, gets on top of the woman, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife: " Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. He is so sick he tied me here so I have to watch. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him, no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too !!!"
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Post by bootlegger on Nov 10, 2008 22:15:09 GMT -5
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Post by jcrosscatahoulas on Nov 14, 2008 12:45:48 GMT -5
be strong honey - I love you too YIKES ROFL
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Post by bulletproof on Nov 14, 2008 19:42:02 GMT -5
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Post by lunger on Nov 15, 2008 9:05:57 GMT -5
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