THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGING

[Bunnyseeker]

I CANNOT PEE
I CANNOT SEE
I CANOT CHEW
OH,MY GOD ,WHAT CAN I DO
MY MEMORY SHRINKS
MY HEARING STINKS
NO SENSE OF SMELL
I LOOK LIKE #ELL
MY MOOD IS BAD----- YOU CANNOT TELL?
MY BODY'S DROOPING
HAVING TROUBLE POOPING
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY @#$

[smoakshuntclub]

this is on my grandparents fridge

[bulletproof]

[jcrosscatahoulas]

Boy doesn't that sound like something to look forward to??