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Post by Bunnyseeker on Oct 6, 2008 12:15:56 GMT -5
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing > > > stories > > > on how they had died. > > > > > > First woman-- "I froze to death." > > > > > > Second woman -- "You froze to death - how horrible!" > > > > > > First woman-- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from > > > the cold, > > > I began to get warm and sleepy, > > > and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" > > > > > > Second woman - - "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected > > > that my > > > husband was cheating, so I came > > > home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by > > > himself in the den, watching TV." > > > > > > First woman -- "So what happened?" > > > > > > Second woman- - "I was so sure there was another woman there > > > somewhere > > > that I started running all over the > > > house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to > > > the > > > basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under > > > every bed. I > > > kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so > > > exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!" > > > > > > First woman-- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-- we'd both > > > still be > > > alive.
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Post by lunger on Oct 6, 2008 13:24:46 GMT -5
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Post by smoakshuntclub on Oct 6, 2008 13:31:36 GMT -5
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Post by bootlegger on Oct 8, 2008 20:33:43 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by bulletproof on Oct 8, 2008 22:41:58 GMT -5
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Post by jcrosscatahoulas on Oct 14, 2008 15:07:06 GMT -5
WHOOPSIEEEEEE!
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Post by Houndsman on Oct 24, 2008 19:33:17 GMT -5
thats funny
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