Post by Bunnyseeker on Oct 6, 2008 12:12:02 GMT -5
>
> > >> >One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
> in
> > >>his house.
> > >> >His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,
> playing
> > >>in the
> > >> >mud,
> > >> >with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the
front
> > >>yard. The
> > >> >door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to
the
> > >>house.
> > >> >
> > >> >Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A
> lamp
> > >>had been
> > >> >knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
> In
> > >>the front
> > >> >room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
> family
> > >>room was
> > >> >strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the
> kitchen,
> > >>dishes
> > >> >filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter,
> dog
> > >>food was
> > >> >spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table,
and
> a
> > >>small pile
> > >> >of sand was spread by the back door.
> > >> >
> > >> >He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more
> > >>piles of
> > >> >clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be
ill,
> or
> > >>that
> > >> >something serious had happened.
> > >> >
> > >> >He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the
bed
> in
> > >>her
> > >> >pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, a nd
> > >>asked how his
> > >> >day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
> happened
> > >>here
> > >> >today?"
> > >> >
> > >> >She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you
> come
> > >>home from
> > >> >work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes"
> > >>was his
> > >> >incredulous reply.
> > >> >
> > >> >She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
> > >> >
> > >> >Send this page to another woman.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> >One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
> in
> > >>his house.
> > >> >His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,
> playing
> > >>in the
> > >> >mud,
> > >> >with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the
front
> > >>yard. The
> > >> >door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to
the
> > >>house.
> > >> >
> > >> >Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A
> lamp
> > >>had been
> > >> >knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
> In
> > >>the front
> > >> >room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
> family
> > >>room was
> > >> >strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the
> kitchen,
> > >>dishes
> > >> >filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter,
> dog
> > >>food was
> > >> >spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table,
and
> a
> > >>small pile
> > >> >of sand was spread by the back door.
> > >> >
> > >> >He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more
> > >>piles of
> > >> >clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be
ill,
> or
> > >>that
> > >> >something serious had happened.
> > >> >
> > >> >He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the
bed
> in
> > >>her
> > >> >pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, a nd
> > >>asked how his
> > >> >day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
> happened
> > >>here
> > >> >today?"
> > >> >
> > >> >She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you
> come
> > >>home from
> > >> >work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes"
> > >>was his
> > >> >incredulous reply.
> > >> >
> > >> >She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
> > >> >
> > >> >Send this page to another woman.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
