Post by Houndmomma on Aug 24, 2006 23:23:57 GMT -5
Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him
down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his
tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty danged saw, are you?" The wife,
with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm
gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer! . You do whatever you
want."
woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him
down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his
tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty danged saw, are you?" The wife,
with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm
gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer! . You do whatever you
want."
