susan
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Post by susan on May 17, 2006 20:01:22 GMT -5
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Post by stretch on May 17, 2006 23:57:50 GMT -5
lol..good one Susan...
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Post by Troublesomesix on May 18, 2006 21:58:45 GMT -5
Thats a good one!!! LOL
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Post by Houndmomma on May 21, 2006 11:35:24 GMT -5
LOL! I really could see that happening!!!!!
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wolf
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Post by wolf on May 21, 2006 22:38:43 GMT -5
Thats a pretty good one! I would tell that one at work, but they would all try it!
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Post by walkerman on Jan 31, 2010 0:11:37 GMT -5
if only i could get my buddies to try it
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