Post by redsimms on Oct 27, 2005 7:22:51 GMT -5
Old Men
An elderly man owned a large farm most all his life. He had a large pond in the back fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and landscaped when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down and check it out since he wasn't there for awhile. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer he noticed it was some young women skinny dipping. He made the women aware of his presence and they went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted,"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned-"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or get out of the pond naked, I came down here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast
An elderly man owned a large farm most all his life. He had a large pond in the back fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and landscaped when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down and check it out since he wasn't there for awhile. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer he noticed it was some young women skinny dipping. He made the women aware of his presence and they went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted,"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned-"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or get out of the pond naked, I came down here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast