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Post by redsimms on Oct 27, 2005 7:21:02 GMT -5
whoopie Here is one An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says,"Seven Points"
His wife rolls over and says,"What in the world was that?"
The old man replies,Fart Football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,"Touchdown tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another go and says,"Aha ,I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be out done the wife rips out another and says ,"touchdown tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Field goal,I lead 17 to 14".Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to be beaten by a woman at his own game,so he strains real hard.Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he gives it all he's got,and accidentally poops on the bed.
The wife says,"What in the hell was that." The old man says,"Half time,switch sides."
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