Post by redsimms on Oct 27, 2005 7:03:31 GMT -5
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AN JILL
Went up the hill To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON
Met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY
Sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses, and all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs, for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
The cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AN JILL
Went up the hill To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON
Met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY
Sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses, and all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs, for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
The cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.