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Post by Gunslinger on Oct 7, 2005 17:46:40 GMT -5
There were two rednecks were setting on the tailgate drinking a beer one day.And bubba looked over at jimbob and said,jimbob if I came over to your house and you weren't at home.And I made love to your wife,and she got pregnant and had my baby.Would that make us kin to each other? And Jimbob said no,but it would make us even!!! ;D
dd444
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Post by stevenm on Oct 19, 2005 16:34:59 GMT -5
A group of Redneck friends went deer hunting and paired
off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an
eight-point buck. "Where's Bubba?" the others asked. "Bubba had a stroke of some kind.
He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful
hunter replied.
"You left Bubba laying out there helpless and carried the
deer back?" they asked.
"Yep, it was a tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I
figured no one is going to steal old Bubba!"
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Post by stevenm on Oct 20, 2005 16:51:57 GMT -5
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
> >
> > "Yes. What can I do for you?"
> >
> > "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
> > He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
> >
> > "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> >
> > The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house. They
> >search the
> > shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
> every
> >piece of
> > wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
> >
> > The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is
> >Floyd. Did
> > the FBI come?"
> >
> > "Yeah!"
> >
> > "Did they chop your firewood?"
> >
> > "Yep."
> >
> > "Happy Birthday, buddy"
> >
> > Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright
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Post by magic1 on Oct 23, 2005 6:28:05 GMT -5
LMAO... ya'lls killin me.
magic1
Jay McGregor
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